The Street

(text-colour:green)[It just a road. Why would you be worried. What do you do next? [[ > You look right and left.]] [[ > You hold your breath and take your first step.]] [[ > Check to see if the crossing light is green.]]]

(text-colour:green)[You are struck by fear yet you know the crossing is inevitable. How will you tackle this most terrifying situation? [[ > You hold your breath and take your first step.]] [[ > You look right and left.]] [[ > You stand and contemplate your existence, wondering why you are so scared by something so mundane.]]]

(text-colour:green)[You look both ways. No cars can be seen except for some faint police lights in the distance. You see that the traffic light on the other side of the road is green. What do you do? [[ > Wait until the light turns red.]] [[ > Take your sweet time to cross.]] [[ > Sprint across the road.]]]

(text-colour:green)[The ghostly figure stares back. After a few brief moments he talks: "Wow. So this is how you die huh. Fucking idiot. Should have seen that coming." [[ > God?]] [[ > Not cool dude. Chill. It was an accident okay?]] [[ > I'd rather die than put up with your bullshit.]]]

(set: $name to (prompt: "What is your name?", "")) (text-colour:green)[The ghostly figure is visibly shocked at your attempt to talk to him "Oh, Hi $name. Erm people don't usually see or talk to me after they die. It's nice to feel some human contact though I've been feeling really lonely lately." [[ > Im sorry to hear that.]] [[ > Who are you?]] [[> You look like quite a hot ghostly figure. Want some company? ;)]]]

(align:"====><===") + (text-colour:green)[GAME OVER. SHOULD HAVE LOOKED BOTH WAYS. DUMBASS. (text-style: "blink")[[START AGAIN]]] <audio src= "https://cdn.glitch.global/99f8e8c7-391a-448c-8ec3-e8cd108c7da5/8%20Bit%20Death%20Sound%20Effect.mp3" autoplay>

(text-colour:green)[The ghost chuckles. "No lol, God left us back in the 80s during the Spandex phase. I'm Augustus, your local Reaper" [[ > Am I dead?]] [[ > Spandex?]] [[ > Wait... The Grim Reaper's name is Augustus?]]]

(text-colour:green)[The Ghost looks you up and down. He speaks in his ghostly voice: "Honestly bro, thats fair. I understand that I've been a little agressive. Its been a long day harvesting souls. You know what, we've already hit todays death quota. I'll let you live if you can guess my star sign" Weird question but okay. Whats the Grim Reaper's star sign? [[ > Scorpio?]] [[ > Pisces?]] [[ > Gemini?]]]

(align:"====><===") + (text-colour:green)[GAME OVER. FUCK THAT ASSHOLE. BAD NEWS: YOU HAD A SHIT LIFE. GOOD NEWS: YOU'RE IN THE AFTERLIFE. CONGRATS. ENJOY!. [[START AGAIN]]] <audio src= "https://cdn.glitch.global/99f8e8c7-391a-448c-8ec3-e8cd108c7da5/8%20Bit%20Death%20Sound%20Effect.mp3" autoplay>

(text-colour:green) + (text-style: "blink") + (align:"============><===")[[CLICK TO START]] <audio src= "https://cdn.glitch.global/99f8e8c7-391a-448c-8ec3-e8cd108c7da5/Intro%20Music.mp3" autoplay>

(text-colour:green)[The Reaper's empty eyes light up with happiness. "OMG YAAAS HOW DID YOU KNOW? I GUESS IT WAS MY BUBBLY PERSONALITY. You get a second chance, Congrats!" [[ > Wake Up...]]]

(text-colour:green)[Ew no wtf. You're done. [[ > NO PLEASE NO!]]]

(align:"====><===") + (text-colour:green)[GAME OVER. HIS SIGN IS SCORPIO OBVIOUSLY. IDIOT. (text-style: "blink")[[START AGAIN]]] <audio src= "https://cdn.glitch.global/99f8e8c7-391a-448c-8ec3-e8cd108c7da5/8%20Bit%20Death%20Sound%20Effect.mp3" autoplay>

(text-colour:green)[I may be the harbinger of death but I'm not that psychotic. Enjoy the afterlife, tried my best to save you. [[ > NO PLEASE NO!]]]

(text-colour:green)[You wake up in a hospital bed without a scratch or bump on you. You leave your bed, walk into the elevator, go down to the first floor and walk into an empty hospital lobby. A large green door can be seen ahead of you. [[ > Walk through the door.]]]

(text-colour:green)[While you've crossed roads before, this one gives you some serious bad juju. You should be as careful as you can be. What do you do? [[ > You hold your breath and take your first step.]] [[ > You look right and left.]] [[ > Check to see if the light is green.]]]

(align:"======><=====")[ <style> img { max-width:50%; max-height: 50%; } </style> <img src="https://cdn.glitch.global/99f8e8c7-391a-448c-8ec3-e8cd108c7da5/Angry%20Lucas.jpg?v=1648430271318"> </div>] (text-colour:green)[Hey. I don't appreciate this negative energy you're giving off. Sit down, play the game and stop moaning. Press the back button to continue. - Lucas] <audio src= "https://cdn.glitch.global/99f8e8c7-391a-448c-8ec3-e8cd108c7da5/yt5s.com%20-%20Never%20Gonna%20Give%20You%20Up%20(8%20Bit%20Remix%20Cover%20Version)%20%5BTribute%20to%20Rick%20Astley%5D%20-%208%20Bit%20Universe%20(128%20kbps).mp3" autoplay>

(text-colour:green)[The cheaky bastard laughs again like he expects you to know this shit or something. "No silly! But you are about to be. This is what you get for asking dumb questions" [[ > WTF YOU ASSHOLE!]] [[ > You have a point]] [[ > Good.]]]

(text-colour:green)[Yes. Spandex, a synthetic fiber known for its exceptional elasticity. To find out more, (link: "click here")[(goto-url: 'https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spandex')] Anyway. You are dead. I'm sorry that this is what happened to you, but thats what you get for not looking both ways. You should have known better! [[Wait wha...]]]

(text-colour:green)[His previous smile turns to a scowl. "Yes. Augustus. 'oMg YoUr NAmE Is AuGusTus BuT YoU aRe THe GrIM ReaPEr ThaTs NoT ScaRY.' Listen, my parent never accounted for me becoming a Grim freaking Reaper. Frick you dude." [[ > GRIM "FREAKING" REAPER. Does Mommy not let you swear? Little bitch.]] [[ > Listen, I'm sorry man, my bad. I'm sure we've both had a long day. Can we both just put this behind us?]] [[ > AUGUSTUS? LIKE AUGUSTUS GLOOP HAHAHA!]]]

(align:"====><===") + (text-colour:green)[GAME OVER. I HOPE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON. AND I HOPE YOU LEARNED ABOUT SPANDEX. (text-style: "blink")[[START AGAIN]]] <audio src= "https://cdn.glitch.global/99f8e8c7-391a-448c-8ec3-e8cd108c7da5/8%20Bit%20Death%20Sound%20Effect.mp3" autoplay>

(align:"====><===") + (text-colour:green)[GAME OVER. WHY WOULD YOU CALL THE REAPER AN ASSHOLE? HE'S OBVIOUSLY GOING TO KILL YOU FOR THAT. DUMBASS. (text-style: "blink")[[START AGAIN]]] <audio src= "https://cdn.glitch.global/99f8e8c7-391a-448c-8ec3-e8cd108c7da5/8%20Bit%20Death%20Sound%20Effect.mp3" autoplay>

(align:"====><===")+(text-colour:green) [Wow you learned your lesson. Proud of you. Well done. Boring fucking ending though. Crossing the road was easy. (text-style: "blink")[[START AGAIN]]] <audio src= "https://cdn.glitch.global/99f8e8c7-391a-448c-8ec3-e8cd108c7da5/yt5s.com-Victory!%20(8%20bit%20thingy).mp4" autoplay>

(align:"====><===") + (text-colour:green)[GAME OVER. WAIT WHAT? YOU WANTED TO DIE? WIERDO. NOBODY GETS WHAT THEY WANT IN THIS GAME! (text-style: "blink")[[CLICK HERE]]] <audio src= "https://cdn.glitch.global/99f8e8c7-391a-448c-8ec3-e8cd108c7da5/8%20Bit%20Death%20Sound%20Effect.mp3" autoplay>

(text-colour:green)[The crossing is long. The crossing is wide. You stare it down, admiring the vast distance between where you stand and where you wish to be. You know you must cross. How do you feel in the wake of this treacherous expedition? [[ > This should be easy, I've crossed a million roads.]] [[ > Better be a little careful, people drive like maniacs around here.]]]

(text-colour:green)[5 Minutes pass. You have learned nothing. [[Re-evaluate your options.]]]

(text-colour:green)[[ > You hold your breath and take your first step.]] (text-colour:green)[[ > You look right and left.]] (text-colour:green)[[ > Once again, you stand and contemplate your existence, wondering why you are so scared by something so mundane.]]

(text-colour:green)[Another 5 Minutes pass. People are looking at you strangely because you've been crying at a crossing for 10 minutes. Wtf is wrong with you dude. [[Re-re-evaluate your options.]]]

(text-colour:green)[[ > You hold your breath and take your first step.]] (text-colour:green)[[ > You look right and left.]] (text-colour:green)[[ > For some fucking reason, you stand and contemplate your existence, wondering why you are so scared by something so mundane.]]

(text-colour:green)[Just go home. Turn around and go home dude you need a break. Please. Just stop it. Please.]

(text-colour:green)[The Ghost looks you up and down. He speaks in his ghostly voice: "Honestly bro, thats fair. I understand that I've been a little agressive. Its been a long day harvesting souls. You know what, we've already hit todays death quota. I'll let you live if you can guess my star sign." Weird question but okay. Whats the Grim Reaper's star sign? [[ > Scorpio?]] [[ > Pisces?]] [[ > Gemini?]]]

(text-colour:green)[Fire burns in the Reaper's eyes. His scythe raises as he screams: "IT'S NOT A FUNNY NAME" [[The scythe drops.]]]

(align:"====><===") + (text-colour:green)[GAME OVER. YOUR DEFIANCE FACING IMMINENT DEATH SHOCKS ME. POOR GRIM REAPER. NOT COOL DUDE. (text-style: "blink")[[START AGAIN]]] <audio src= "https://cdn.glitch.global/99f8e8c7-391a-448c-8ec3-e8cd108c7da5/8%20Bit%20Death%20Sound%20Effect.mp3" autoplay>

(align:"====><===") + (text-colour:green)[YOU MADE THE GRIM REAPER YOUR BITCH. HOW? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CROSS A ROAD. THAT WAS ALPHA AS FUCK THOUGH. IDK WHAT HAPPENS NEXT. [[...?]]]

(text-colour:green)[[...]]

(text-colour:green)[After consulting the big guy upstairs, we have come to the conclusion that you would be a far better Grim Reaper that Augustus ever was. So we offer you two choices: [[Burn in the pits of hell.]] [[Become the new Grim Reaper.]]]

(align:"====><===") + (text-colour:green)[GAME OVER. DUMB CHOICE BUT YOU DO YOU. (text-style: "blink")[[START AGAIN]]] <audio src= "https://cdn.glitch.global/99f8e8c7-391a-448c-8ec3-e8cd108c7da5/yt5s.com%20-%20Audio%20from%20Hell%20-%20Sounds%20of%20Hell%20(320%20kbps).mp3" autoplay>

(align:"====><===")+(text-colour:green) [You are now the Grim Reaper. Wierd way to win the game tbh. You only really had to to cross a road. (text-style: "blink")[[START AGAIN]]] <audio src= "https://cdn.glitch.global/99f8e8c7-391a-448c-8ec3-e8cd108c7da5/yt5s.com-Victory!%20(8%20bit%20thingy).mp4" autoplay>

(text-colour:green)[The light is red. What do you do next?] (text-colour:green)[[ > Wait until the light turns green.]] (text-colour:green)[[ > You hold your breath and take your first step.]]

(text-colour:green)[You wait 30 seconds and the light turns green. What do you do next? [[ > Sprint across the road.]] [[ > Take your sweet time to cross.]]] (text-colour:green)[[ > Wait until the light turns red again.]]

(align:"====><===")+(text-colour:green) [ Wow, you crossed a road. Your sprint looked wierd AF. You chose the easy options. Pussy. Have a trophy. (text-style: "blink")[[START AGAIN]]] <audio src= "https://cdn.glitch.global/99f8e8c7-391a-448c-8ec3-e8cd108c7da5/yt5s.com-Victory!%20(8%20bit%20thingy).mp4" autoplay>

(text-colour:green)[Your own stupidity shocks you as you wait another 30 seconds for the light to turn green. You ask yourself what drove you to do this, and if some higher power is controlling you. You still have to face the challenge of crossing the road though. What do you do next?] (text-colour:green)[[ > Wait until the light turns green again.]] (text-colour:green)[[ > Stare at the sky to see if something happens.]] (text-colour:green)[[ > You hold your breath and take your first step.]]

(text-colour:green)[Where am I? What is this? Why must I cross this road? What do I do? [[ > Ignore your doubts and cross the road.]] [[ > PANIC!]]]

(text-colour:green)[You are having a mental breakdown. Why can't you remember what red is? What is red? [[ > RED]] [[ > RED]]] (text-colour:red)[[ > RED ]]

(text-colour:green)[You stand still. Nothing Changes. [[ > Keep standing.]] [[ > PANIC!]]]

(text-colour:green)[You keep standing there, nothing changes. [[ > Keep keeping standing.]] [[ > PANIC!]]]

(text-colour:green)[HOW DID THE GREEN LIGHT TURN GREEN? You realize the world around you is green. Everything is green. Are you alive? How was the light red? What is red? WHAT IS RED? [[ > RED]] [[ > RED]]] (text-colour:red)[[ > RED ]]

(text-colour:green)[Everything is fine. Green is Green. Just cross the road. Just cross the road. [[ > This will be easy, I've crossed a million roads.]] [[ > Better be a little careful, people drive like maniacs around here.]] [[ > You stand and contemplate your existence, wondering why you are so scared by something so mundane.]]]

(text-colour:black)+(align:"====><===")[YOUR GAME HAS GAINED SENTIENCE. YOU LET THE SUBJECT COMPREHEND THEIR INEXISTENCE. THE GAME MUST NOW BE TERMINATED. ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS CROSS A ROAD. (text-style: "blink")[[START AGAIN]]] <audio src= "https://cdn.glitch.global/99f8e8c7-391a-448c-8ec3-e8cd108c7da5/8%20Bit%20Death%20Sound%20Effect.mp3" autoplay>

(text-colour:green)[It just a road. Why would you be worried. What do you do next? [[ > You look right and left.]] [[ > You hold your breath and take your first step.]] [[ > Check if the crossing light is green.]]]

(text-colour:green)[The light is Green. Everything is Green. What do you do next? [[ > Wait until the light is green.]] [[ > You hold your breath and take your first step.]]]

(text-colour:red)[THE LIGHT IS. GREEN. EVERYTHING IS GREEN. WHAT'S HAPPENING? I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE. [[ > RED ]] [[ > RED ]] [[ > RED ]]]

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14230271803511748081 04940990498145760718 89005564274957066889 08042524035830443983 98295311241045577774 47708660127998209871 74998828822330256317 01266666218722745902 82249630123831845553 10731859850673744533 02083675345345904421 03491982800378065972 03826704057096833880 81978914626118213693 72958794428548322575 69152935062820904691 15168478464841610914 06038642033866145423 47331980193786939656 67807223254688511013 23073409220296620193 09096993830504565395 52784444047820856999 21631154610689587533 48684161074132982046 70504847463065105932 92187025204849359252 63841681757700202440 06878238895533563985 04391989087984198379 90441769697775190950 60971791878973765404 33331543780691557551 48701636764755846274 93419834911272500808 91350672123694719644 Its immpressive how badly you fucked up crossing a road - Lucas. (enchant:?passage,(text-colour:red)+(bg:black)) <audio src= "https://cdn.glitch.global/99f8e8c7-391a-448c-8ec3-e8cd108c7da5/yt5s.com%20-%20Microsoft%20Windows%20XP%20Error%20-%20Sound%20Effect%20(HD)%20(128%20kbps).mp3" autoplay>

(text-colour:green)[Everything is fine, just cross the road. Nice and easy. [[ > Sprint across the road.]] [[ > Take your sweet time to cross.]]]

(text-colour:green)[Hi. I'd like to remind you that your here to cross a road and I've noticed you've been dillydallying. I thought this game was easy but aparently not. I guess you must be a little slow. Listen, I feel bad for you, I'll tell you the fastest way to win, okay? You have to promise not to tell anyone though. [[ > I Promise.]]]

(text-colour:green)[Ok, I you seem trustworthy, here you go. 1. [[START AGAIN]] 2. > This should be easy, I've crossed a million roads. 3. > Check to see if the crossing light is green 4. > Wait until the light turns green 5. > Sprint across the road I know right, super easy. I have no idea how you made this so complicated for yourself. Anyway, you seem pretty chill, follow me on IG lol @lucasparfitt. Hope you enjoy the game. - Lucas]

(text-colour:green)[The ghostly figure looks shocked at your pitty for such a terrifying being. He smiles and talks. "Im the Grim Reaper and ... you're being nice to me. Why?" [[ > You're the Grim Reaper? Fuck that I'd rather die than be nice to you. Asshole.]] [[ > Everyone needs some kindness in their lives.]] [[ > I'm incredibly attracted to you.]]]

(text-colour:green)[The figure smiles, glad to finally have someone to talk to. "I'm Augustus, your local Reaper and harvester of souls. You, my friend, have unfortunately been hit by a truck and are on the verge of death." [[ > So I'm dead?]] [[ > Wait... The Grim Reaper's name is Augustus?]] [[ > Flirt with him.]]]

(text-colour:green)[The Grim Reaper chuckles. "No silly, but you are almost. You seem really cool though so I'll give you a second chance if you can answer a question for me, sound good to you?" [[ > Sure, got nothing to lose.]] [[ > I'd rather die than put up with your bullshit.]]]

(text-colour:green)["So, I'll let you live if you can guess my star sign." Weird question but okay. Whats the Grim Reaper's star sign? [[ > Scorpio?]] [[ > Pisces?]] [[ > Gemini?]]]

(align:"====><===") + (text-colour:green)[GAME OVER. THAT WASN'T NICE OF YOU AT ALL. HE'S JUST DOING HIS JOB. ASSHOLE. (text-style: "blink")[[START AGAIN]]] <audio src= "https://cdn.glitch.global/99f8e8c7-391a-448c-8ec3-e8cd108c7da5/8%20Bit%20Death%20Sound%20Effect.mp3" autoplay>

(text-colour:green)[The Reaper begins to tear up. Some warmth comes to the ghostly figures face. "People don't understand that it's just a job. I need the pay check, ya know? Its a 9 to 5 like any other, what can I say. You've treated me so well though, I'm going to give you a second chance. You'll wake up in a hospital, just remember to look both ways next time! Thank you $name, really. Thank you." [[ > Wake Up...]]]

(text-colour:green)[The Reaper realises his mistake. He was too fast to assume you wanted him back. His lack of contact with living humans has blinded him to what is and isn't acceptable. "I'm sorry, I thought this was going somewhere else, how could I have been so foolish. I... I can't bare to think of what I've done. I'm so sorry. For my mistake I'll replay you with your life. I'm sorry it had to happen this way." [[ > Wake Up...]]]

(text-colour:green)[You and the Reaper embrace is a long and sensual kiss. You hold him close and realise this is the first time you've felt love. True love. [[Continue...]]]

(text-colour:green)[[20 Years Later...]]

(align:"====><===")+(text-colour:green) [You died and found love. That makes you a winner here! You only really had to to cross a road though. (text-style: "blink")[[START AGAIN]]] <audio src= "https://cdn.glitch.global/99f8e8c7-391a-448c-8ec3-e8cd108c7da5/yt5s.com-Victory!%20(8%20bit%20thingy).mp4" autoplay>

(align:"====><===")+(text-colour:green)[GAME OVER. YOU ARE ON THE GROUND. THE PAST 20 YEARS WERE PRODUCED BY YOUR DYING BRAIN. YOU SHOULD HAVE LOVED HIM. WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST LOVE HIM? (text-style: "blink")[[START AGAIN]]] <audio src= "https://cdn.glitch.global/99f8e8c7-391a-448c-8ec3-e8cd108c7da5/8%20Bit%20Death%20Sound%20Effect.mp3" autoplay>

(text-colour:green)[Phew! Something bad could have happened had you stepped on that crack! Good thing you avoided it. You continue on your journey, now one step closer to the end. You see how far you've come and how little there is left to go. [[ > Stop and admire how far you've come.]] [[ > Turn around and walk back to the start.]] [[ > Take the last few steps. ]]]

(text-colour:green)[Despite your prior thought that this road has "bad juju", you still decide to step on the crack. Great idea. Seconds later your phone rings. [[ > Pick up the phone.]] [[ > Ignore it untill you get to the other side.]] [[ > Take a few seconds to decide]]] <audio src= "https://cdn.glitch.global/99f8e8c7-391a-448c-8ec3-e8cd108c7da5/yt5s.com-NOKIA%20RINGTONE%20%5B1994%5D.mp4" autoplay>

(text-colour:green)[You stand in the middle of the road, staring at a crack in the pavement for reasons you can't comprehend. Suddenly you hear a horn honking and a crash. [[Continue... ]]]

(text-colour:green)[The light is green. What do you do next?] (text-colour:green)[[ > Wait until the light turns red.]] (text-colour:green)[[ > Take your sweet time to cross.]] (text-colour:green)[[ > Sprint across the road.]]

(text-colour:green)[Your own stupidity shocks you as you wait another 30 seconds for the light to turn red. You ask yourself what drove you to do this, and if some higher power is controlling you. You still have to face the challenge of crossing the road though. How will you proceed?] (text-colour:green)[[ > Wait until the light turns green again.]] (text-colour:green)[[ > Stare at the sky to see if something happens.]] (text-colour:green)[[ > You hold your breath and take your first step.]]

(text-colour:green)[You get a feeling that the phone call is important, yet you know that your priority is crossing the road. Your phone's ringtone stings your ears, yet you must keep going. [[ > Take another step.]]] <audio src= "https://cdn.glitch.global/99f8e8c7-391a-448c-8ec3-e8cd108c7da5/yt5s.com-NOKIA%20RINGTONE%20%5B1994%5D.mp4" autoplay>

(text-colour:green)[The sound continues harassing your eardrum. You are now half way to the other side of the road. [[ > Stop to admire how far you've come.]] [[ > Pick up the phone to end the fucking ringing.]] [[ > Keep walking.]]] <audio src= "https://cdn.glitch.global/99f8e8c7-391a-448c-8ec3-e8cd108c7da5/yt5s.com-NOKIA%20RINGTONE%20%5B1994%5D.mp4" autoplay>

(text-colour:green)[You keep walking as the ringtone chimes as you wonder who calls and why. Perhaps, like some twisted masochist, you like the annoying sound. You see how close you are to the end. Just a few steps from the curb, yet intrusive thoughts trouble your mind. [[ > Stop to admire how far you've come.]] [[ > Pick up the phone to end the fucking ringing.]] [[ > Turn around and walk back to the start.]] [[ > Close your eyes and pray you don't get hit by a car.]] [[ > Take the last few steps.]]] <audio src= "https://cdn.glitch.global/99f8e8c7-391a-448c-8ec3-e8cd108c7da5/yt5s.com-NOKIA%20RINGTONE%20%5B1994%5D.mp4" autoplay>

(text-colour:green)[You walk back to the start, questioning what drove you to do this. What is wrong with you? Why are you back here? Atleast there's no more fucking ringing. The crossing once again stands before you.. The crossing is wide. You stare it down, admiring the vast distance between where you stand and where you wish to be. You've done this before, and because of a dumb impulsive decision, you will be able to do it again. [[ > This should be easy, I've crossed a million roads.]] [[ > Better be a little careful, people drive like maniacs around here.]] [[ > FUCK! SHIT! A CROSSING! DEATH CAN STRIKE AT ANY MOMENT! I HAVE TO BE EXTRA CAREFUL!]]]

(align:"====><===")+(text-colour:green) [Congrats! You crossed a road! Your Mum broke her back though. Are you really a winner then? Here's a trophy. Silly. (text-style: "blink")[[START AGAIN]]] <audio src= "https://cdn.glitch.global/99f8e8c7-391a-448c-8ec3-e8cd108c7da5/yt5s.com-Victory!%20(8%20bit%20thingy).mp4" autoplay>

(text-colour:green)[Was it fate? Was it destiny? Do you have the power of precognition, or are you just plain stupid? Before you could even see it coming, you hear a horn honking and a crash. [[Continue... ]]]

(align:"====><===")+(text-colour:green) [That was easy wasn't it? You chose the logical routes. Congrats, you aren't dumb. Here's a trophy. (text-style: "blink")[[START AGAIN]]] <audio src= "https://cdn.glitch.global/99f8e8c7-391a-448c-8ec3-e8cd108c7da5/yt5s.com-Victory!%20(8%20bit%20thingy).mp4" autoplay>

(text-colour:green)[You keep walking as the ringtone chimes, ignoring your dear Mother. Perhaps, like some twisted masochist, you like the annoying sound of the ringtone. You see how close you are to the end. Just a few steps from the curb, yet intrusive thoughts trouble your mind. [[ > Stop to admire how far you've come.]] [[ > Answer the phone to end the fucking ringing.]] [[ > Turn around and walk back to the start.]] [[ > Close your eyes and pray you don't get hit by a car.]] [[ > Take the last few steps.]]] <audio src= "https://cdn.glitch.global/99f8e8c7-391a-448c-8ec3-e8cd108c7da5/yt5s.com-NOKIA%20RINGTONE%20%5B1994%5D.mp4" autoplay>

(text-colour:green)[Don't have a great relationship with mother do you? Ater hanging up on her you see how close you are near the end. Just a few steps from the curb, yet intrusive thoughts trouble your mind. [[ > Stop to admire how far you've come.]] [[ > Turn around and walk back to the start.]] [[ > Close your eyes and pray you don't get hit by a car.]] [[ > Take the last few steps.]]]

(align:"====><===") + (text-colour:green) [WHY WOULD YOU STOP WALKING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD? NOW YOU'RE IN JAIL. GOD YOU ARE DUMB. PS: THE PHONE CALL WAS FROM YOUR MUM. SHE BROKE HER BACK. YOU ARE A TERRIBLE CHILD. (text-style: "blink")[[5 YEARS LATER]]] <audio src= "https://cdn.glitch.global/99f8e8c7-391a-448c-8ec3-e8cd108c7da5/yt5s.com%20-%20Prison%20Cell%20Door%20sound%20effect%20(320%20kbps).mp3?" autoplay>

(text-colour:green)[You leave the prison 5 years after you first entered the wretched place. All you have seen, all you have done. What has happened to you? You leave your see the great metal gate before you. Finally, you can go back into society. Finally. [[ > Walk through the gate.]]]

(text-colour:green)[In front of the prison lies a crossing. The crossing is wide. You stare it down, admiring the vast distance between where you stand and where you wish to be. You know you must cross. How do you feel in the wake of this treacherous expedition? [[ > This should be easy, I've crossed a million roads.]] [[ > Better be a little careful, people drive like maniacs around here.]] [[ > FUCK! SHIT! A CROSSING! DEATH CAN STRIKE AT ANY MOMENT! I HAVE TO BE EXTRA CAREFUL!]] [[ > Not this again.]]]